Our “Dude-oir” Series: Harold Nichols
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Welcome to our “Dude-oir” series where we will feature the brave and bold men of The Full Monty.
This feature is about Harold Nichols. Harold is a white-collar manager who turns into a wild tiger on the dance floor. Look out Buffalo, the Harold Hammer is coming down on your face.
What’s your sign?
Please. Astrology? I’m definitely an Orion because… ASTRONOMY!
How would you describe your personality?
Fire and Ice. Like a Halls Mentholyptus to soothe a sore throat in Buffalo winter.
What is your ideal date?
After a long day of romantic skiing, a bottle of Riunite on Ice in front of the fire at our Vermont ski chalet. Baked Alaska if you’re good. *Wink*
What is your favorite color?
Purple. It is the result of mixing the blue and red of the Bills. Go Bills!
What are your hobbies?
We are a trophy-winning Cha Cha couple all over eastern NY. Just listen and try not to move! Cha cha cha music: Masalsa – Mi Son Entero
Do you have any pets?
We have a cockatiel that makes the front doorbell sound and says, “hijo de punta”. Don’t know where he learned it.
What’s your favorite cocktail?
Rusty nail. Every day after work.
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Morning. I like to get out of the house early and get busy! Usually before the rest of those sleepy heads even get rolling.
Are you an adventurous person?
I dressed up as JR Ewing for Vicki because she wanted to be the ‘secretary’. Does that count?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Absolutely. Have you met my wife? She is like Irene Cara and Charo all rolled up in one.
Do you have any nicknames?
Well the name on my birth certificate is Harold but most people call me Harry, so I guess that is a nickname.
If you had 3 wishes from a genie, what would you wish for?
1. Be able to press some bread against a textbook and eat the bread to learn all that is on the book.
2. Have the ability to pull the exact amount of money I want at that moment from my pocket.
3. VIP season tickets to the Bills for life.
What are your favorite recipes?
I make a Spinach Dip that you put in a pumpernickel bread bowl that is to die for!
What kind of things do you like to do for fun?
International travel with Vicki. Whatever is the opposite of shopping.
What are your turn ons?
French Accents! All the way.
What are your turn-offs?
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